twilight series and its characters

ok the twilight series consists of four books so far Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. for those who haven't read Stephinie Meyer's best sellers, it's about a girl named Bella who falls in love with a "vampire" named Edward Cullen.
-the first book Bella moves to Forks, W.A. with her father. Then she sees Edward, falls in love with him with out any basis for that love and finds out he and his family are "vegetarian" "vampires" who don't eat people and then some nomad vamps come and they try to eat Bella , blah blah blah.
-the second book Edward leaves Bella and becomes depressed. In her depression she becomes friends with Jacob Black who turns out to be a werewolf. She finds out Edward thought she died and is going to go kill himself, she saves him blah blah blah.
-the third book the Cullens return werewolves and vamps. feud. Jacob and Edward are competeing for Bella. one of the nomads from book one comes back the vamps. and werewolves help each other in beating her army of new borns. they win of course (rolling my eyes). Jacob runs away because Edward and Bella are getting married blah blah blah.
-the fourth and hopefully final book is Breaking Dawn. this is one of the stupidest pieces of literature (if it can even be called that) in the history of forever. seriously im not exaderating. okthis is what happens: Bella and Edward get married. obvious. then they have sex and somehow concieve a baby. which is impossible if Edward can't even produce tears how can he produce sperm? that's the first third..oh yeah Jacob comes back and almost kills Edward ...go Jake..but didnt because Stephenie Meyer is mormon and doesn't do violence. remember that for later. the 2nd third is in Jakes point of view which means all thoughts are emo about the baby cuz its not his and oh yeah its killing Bella( it almost sucessedsd but doesnt...damnit). it's born and he imprints on it turning him into a pedophile (seriously he loves a minute old baby like no other) and that brings us to Bella again what a drag. so the fucktard baby with a fucktard name, Renesmee aka Nessie,(again the author is mormon) almost kills Bella but instead of dying Edward turns her into a vampire. all of a sudden shes not clumsy and still doesnt have a personality except being more cocky. the Volturi get wind of the baby. come to kill the Cullens and there are like a million horny "vampires" there ready for battle which is like sex to them and it ends with a peaceful resolution because yes you geussed it the author is mormon and so it ends with no one getting a booboo or even emotional pain (seriously i was very disappointed) and everyone lives happily ever after. the end. the only good thing about this book is it makes a good door stop and Alice and Jasper ditch them for awhile but is ruined because it turns out they left to find help not for anything fun like family betrayal...oh wait i forgot a minor character dies because Caius is a bastard but i dont blame him Irina sucked anyway.good bye to a series of failure.
-my favorite is new moon but i've found everyone hates that book except one other dude who ttly agrees with me when i say its the best because its so different.
-alright now thats out of the way i can get on with why im writing this im writing this to finally get out on what i think about the characters.
-i believe Bella is a stupid dits who the only intelligent she has ever done is write a intricate paper on shakespeare. no she is not stubborn because she compromises or gives in on like everything! she is to self conscious and i think she is way to gullible. she cant see the obvious half the time and its uber annoying. overall she has no personality and i just dont really like her.
-Edward is only in love with Bella in my opinion because shes a mystery because he cant read her mind (because if you could trust me not very interesting) and she smells good to him.he is constantly lying to her so that makes everything he does questionable because in the words of jack sparrow "a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest one you need to watch out for because you can never predict when they're gonna do something incredibly... stupid." and i have to agree, Edward you can always trust to be dishonest seriously. you dont even know if he's smart people say it but where's the proof! he is over protective and easily angered and he is just ugh! but he is incredibly good looking "he's so good looking you have to make up a new word like sexyfine and even this potent word doesnt describe how good looking he is" sorry just had to add it its from avatar the abriged series on youtube.
-Alice ( Edwards "sister") she is an awesome character. she has an awesome personality but if you think about it she is sort of ruthless in getting what she wants no matter what other people want which is kinda funny seeing as she looks so sweet when you first met her dont get me wrong she is nice but just a tad to i cant think of the word but shes the sort of person who likes to make her self happy by controlling things with out being controlling.
-Jacob is to bitter. i liked him before he became a werewolf when he was still sweet and young and happy now he's just bitter which is not good. i dont like bitter Jacob its to conflicting with his original character.
-Emmet is one of edwards brothers and although hes not a major person hes my favorite. he's like a big brother or the adult who looks really intimidating but has a childs heart and is as playful as a kitty. i just like him so i added him. Emmet rocks! He is the only one in the series who I wouldn't mind actually meeting
-that what i think so add!

midnight writer